I Will Survive
I love a bit of TV and movie nonsense. Nothing is more nonsensical than things that happen in movies. I've already done a post called My Life As An Action Hero , but here are some top tips I've picked up about how to survive in the movies... The Beauty and the Beast theory . When inanimate objects start moving, so should you... for the door. Bedtime . You've locked yourself in the house and checked the house. There's no sign of the killer so you go to your bedroom and decided to sit in the foetal position on your bed until the sun comes up... but did you check under it? Be fabulous . Pretty much the only way to ensure survival is by being gay. Be on guard . Congratulations! You've made it with five minutes of the film to spare... but it's not over until it cuts to the credits. Be-wary . If someone is out of sight of the group for anything longer than 30 seconds [although if you're cautious any amount of time will do] be sure to keep an eye out for a...