My Life As An Action Hero
Below are some of my handy hints and life lessons for a life as an action hero. Day To Day Work Life At the start of a case you should always be drunk. You never have to worry because they'll give you coffee and a bottle of aspirin that you'll down like candy. This will solve all drink related issues. Retirement is hazardous to your health, if you want to survive, tell no one when you're leaving. You'll never have to use a bathroom for urination purposes. If you enter a bathroom it will more than likely be to bandage wounds. While your gaze is averted you will probably be attacked by a baddie. If you're not near retirement then no one will work with you, you'll have been suspended or dismissed from the case because you threatened someone important. But this wont stop you working on it. You will wear the same outfit throughout the entire investigation, it will change colour frequently to show just how tough your day has been. You will never turn on a ...